Posted in June 2, 2009 ¬ 4:39 amh.
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Sarah, a teen, summons the goblins from her fave book, the Labyrinth, to steal her baby 1/2 bro Toby. When they actually do, she must solve the Goblin King’s (Bowie) Labyrinth in 13 hours or else Toby will become a goblin.
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1986, Adventure, Family, Fantasy, Musical, UK, USA
atmospheric, baby, babysitter, bad-smell, beast, betrayal, bog, candle, castle, cat, chicken, child-abuse, clock, cockney-accent, coming-of-age, crotch-shot, crying-baby, crystal-ball, dog, door-knocker, dream, escher-stairway, fairy, family, fantasy-life, fantasy-world, fart, forest, forgiveness, fortune-teller, friend, friendship, goblin, goblin-king, good-versus-evil, growing-up, kidnap, kids-and-family, knight, labyrinth, ladder, lifting-person-in-air, lipstick, magic, masked-ball, maze, memory-loss, mirror, monster, morphing, one-word-title, owl, puppet, quirky, race-against-time, rain, rescue, riddle, rock, sibling, sorcerer, stairs, storm, stylized, teenage-girl, the-muppets, title-spoken-by-character, transformation, trapdoor, troll, urination-scene, weather, whimsical, wind, wish, wish-fulfillment, worm
Posted in April 17, 2009 ¬ 7:43 pmh.
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The great grand niece of Jesus Christ is enlisted to prevent two angels from reentering Heaven and thus undoing the fabric of the universe. Along the way, she is aided by two prophets, Jay and Silent Bob. With the help of Rufus, the 13th Apostle, they must stop those who stand in their way and [...]
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1999, Adventure, Comedy, Fantasy, Romance, USA
abortion, abortion-clinic, alternative-history, androgyny, angel, apocalypse, apocrypha, apostle, bar, bartender, bittersweet, black-comedy, blood, blood-splatter, bloody-violence, bus, campy, catholic, catholicism, chosen-one, christ-allegory, christianity, church, clergy, comic-fantasy, compassion, controversial, crisis, crisis-of-faith, crude-humor, cult-comedy, cult-favorite, dead-body, demon, depiction-of-god, desert-eagle, dogma, exile, exploding-head, faith, fallen-angel, fart, fast-food, forgiveness, friendship, gang, god, golf-club, good-versus-evil, gore, handgun, holy-water, homeless-man, honesty, hospital, humanity, idolatry, independent-film, inside-joke, irreverent, jay-and-silent-bob, jesus-christ, kindness, lapsed-catholic, loss-of-faith, machine-gun, manual-transmission, mass-murder, mission, molotov-cocktail, monster, moral-ambiguity, murder, Mystery, neck-breaking-scene, new-jersey, news-report, news-reporter, newspaper, newspaper-article, newspaper-clippings, nun, obsessive, priest, profanity, psychopath, racial-slur, redemption, religion, religious, religious-zealot, revenge, road-movie, road-trip, satire, satirical, scatological-humor, sequel, sequel-mentioned-during-end-credits, sex, sex-talk, sexual-humor, shermer-illinois, shootout, shot-in-the-chest, shot-in-the-wings, sin, spit-take, stabbed-in-the-side, stabbing, stripper, tequila, title-spoken-by-character, tragedy, tragic-villain, tragicomedy, train, triple-teen-murder, triplet, unlikely-hero, uzi, view-askew, violence, voodoo-doll, vulgarity, walk-on-water
Posted in December 17, 2008 ¬ 12:51 pmh.
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A millionaire wants to turn a golf course into a new property development, but the president of the golf club doesn’t like the idea. This is the basic ‘plot’ which hides behind the many antics of the employees and players on the golf course.
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1980, Comedy, Sport, USA
bed, bet, bishop, boat-accident, brawl, caddy, candy-bar, cheating-on-girlfriend, class-differences, college-bound, country-club, cult-favorite, diving, drugs, electric-shock, farce, fart, gambling, golf, golf-ball, golf-club, golf-course, golfer, gopher, hit-in-crotch, injury, insult, irish-american, judge, kissing, land-developer, large-family, locker-room, male-frontal-nudity, male-rear-nudity, massage, nebraska, nouveaux-riches, one-word-title, peeping-tom, plastic-explosive, playing-golf-in-rain, pool-party, pregnancy-scare, pregnant-teenager, premarital-sex, public-nudity, reverse-footage, scholarship, sex-scene, slapping, slapstick, snobbery, struck-by-lightning, swimming-pool, synchronized-swimming, teenager-nudity, thick-accent, thunderstorm, title-spoken-by-character, topless, towel, undressing-scene, vomit, wager, yacht, yacht-club
Posted in July 1, 2008 ¬ 7:55 amh.
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The four-inch-tall Clock family secretly share a house with the normal-sized Lender family, “borrowing” such items as thread, safety pins, batteries and scraps of food. However, their peaceful co-existence is disturbed when evil lawyer Ocious P. Potter steals the will granting title to the house, which he plans to demolish in order to build apartments. [...]
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1997, Comedy, Family, UK, USA
based-on-novel, dairy, deception, dog, exterminator, fart, independent-film, kids-and-family, lawyer, miniature-people, moving-van, police, safecracker, slapstick, whimsical, will-and-testament
Posted in June 24, 2008 ¬ 10:24 amh.
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Orphaned high school student Rick Riker is bitten by a radioactive dragonfly, develops super powers (except for the ability to fly), and becomes a hero.
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2008, Action, Comedy, Sci-Fi, Thriller, USA
accidental-shooting, alley, aunt, award, bank, bank-robbery, banquet, bee, bestiality, billionaire, bird, bong, brawl, candle, catfight, cemetery, chair, coffin, convention, dancer, depression, dragonfly, drinking-fountain, electric-fence, excrement, experiment, explosives, fall-from-height, fart, father-son-relationship, fish-tank, flashback-sequence, flashbulb, flatulence, flying, fondling, funeral, genetic-engineering, helicopter, high-school, hit-by-car, hit-in-crotch, hospital, hourglass, insect-sting, invisibility, laboratory, loan-officer, loss-of-parents, loss-of-wife, monkey, mugging, murder, nail-gun, narration, neighbor, newspaper, orphan, person-on-fire, product-placement, profanity, psychokinesis, rainstorm, rescue, ring, rooftop, scatological-humor, scene-during-end-credits, school-bus, science-fair, scientist, snail, spoof, stabbed-in-the-hand, super-villain, superhero, teen, television-news, terminal-illness, toilet, turkey, uncle, urban, urination-scene, vomit-scene, voyeurism, website, wheelchair, woodchipper, young-love
Posted in June 3, 2008 ¬ 8:43 pmh.
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John Lyshitski is a car stealing slacker, with a weed problem, and has been in Illinois’ Rossmore State Penitentiary so many times, he knows it’s entire population of both staff and cons by their fast names. Cursed with the old ill luck of being in the wrong place, at the wrong time, in possession of [...]
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2006, Comedy, Crime, USA
accidental-suicide, adoption, apology, assault, asthma, auto-theft, bank, based-on-book, black-comedy, bribery, buried-alive, catholic-school, cemetery, condom, drug-dealing, drugged-drink, drugs, drugstore, ethnic-slur, ex-convict, extortion, faking-own-death, fart, fart-joke, fart-scene, fight, flashback-sequence, flatulence, framed, hallucination, homosexual, illinois, jail, jury, lawyer, license-plate, loss-of-father, marijuana, mascot-costume, millionaire, narration, neo-nazi, parole-board, pen-pal, prison, prison-bus, racial-slur, racism, restroom, revenge, scene-during-end-credits, shower-room, singing, solitary-confinement, stabbing, syringe, tai-chi, telephone-booth, trial, urination-scene, video-surveillance, vulgarity, wager, winery
Posted in June 2, 2008 ¬ 3:27 pmh.
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An experiment in genetic engineering turns harmless sheep into blood-thirsty killers that terrorize a sprawling New Zealand farm.
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2006, Comedy, Horror, New Zealand
activist, animal-castration, animal-killing, animal-rights, bestiality, biohazard, bitten-hand, bitten-in-the-throat, blood, blood-splatter, brother-brother-relationship, car-accident, corpse, creature, creature-feature, dark-comedy, death, death-of-father, dna-testing, ear, eaten-alive, entrails, experiment-gone-wrong, explosion, farm, fart, father-son-relationship, genetic-engineering, genetic-mutation, gore, intestines, lamb, lighter, loss-of-father, meat, monster, murder, mutant, mutation, New Zealand, phobia, propeller, scientist, severed-arm, severed-foot, sheep, shot-in-the-head, shotgun, stabbed-in-the-neck, toxic-waste, twenty-something, vegan, violence, wilhelm-scream
Posted in April 17, 2008 ¬ 11:34 amh.
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Deuce Bigelow (Rob Schneider) goes to Amsterdam after a little accident including two irritating kids and a bunch of aggressive dolphins. There he meets up with his old friend TJ Hicks (Eddie Griffin). But a mysterious killer starts killing some of Amsterdams finest gigolos and TJ is mistaken for the extremely gay murderer. Deuce must [...]
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2005, Comedy, USA
amsterdam-netherlands, aquarium, award-ceremony, baby-talk, black-humor, blind, bomb, breast-suckling, breast-surgery, cameo-appearance, canal, character-name-in-title, choke-to-death, crash-through-glass, crude-humor, dolphin, dwarf, falsely-accused, fart, female-nudity, fetish, flashback-sequence, footsie-under-the-table, french-fries, fugitive, gay-slur, giant-woman, gigolo, gondola, handicapped, hunchback, lipstick, marijuana, massage-parlor, mutant-baby, nudity, painter, panties, pimp, police, porn-actress, returning-character-killed-off, role-playing, satire, scatological-humor, second-part, sequel, serial-killer, sex, slapstick, sperm, spoof, stripping, sword-fight, tango, tanning-bed, thrown-through-window, topless, tourist, transvestite, veil, weather-forecaster, wet-t-shirt, whistle, wig
Posted in March 17, 2008 ¬ 12:37 pmh.
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Raised in African bush country by her zoologist parents, Cady Heron thinks she knows about survival of the fittest. But the law of the jungle takes on a whole new meaning when the home-schooled 15-year-old enters public high school for the first time and encounters psychological warfare and unwritten social rules that teenage girls face [...]
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2004, Comedy, Drama, USA
africa, alcoholism, based-on-book, bitch, bra, bully, bully-comeuppance, bullying, cafeteria, catfight, christmas, clique, costume-party, fart, fish-out-of-water, friends-who-hate-each-other, gay-slur, gay-stereotype, gay-teenager, good-deed, halloween, high-school, high-school-dance, high-school-student, hit-by-bus, intimidation, irreverent, jealousy, lesbian-kiss, love-triangle, manipulation, mathematics, name-calling, party, popularity, principal, profanity, satirical, school-bus, school-life, school-teacher, shopping, social-climber, student-teacher-relations, suspected-lesbian, teacher-student-relationship, teen-movie, teenage-girl, weight-loss
Posted in March 17, 2008 ¬ 12:37 pmh.
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Raised in African bush country by her zoologist parents, Cady Heron thinks she knows about survival of the fittest. But the law of the jungle takes on a whole new meaning when the home-schooled 15-year-old enters public high school for the first time and encounters psychological warfare and unwritten social rules that teenage girls face [...]
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2004, Comedy, Drama, USA
africa, alcoholism, based-on-book, bitch, bra, bully, bully-comeuppance, bullying, cafeteria, catfight, christmas, clique, costume-party, fart, fish-out-of-water, friends-who-hate-each-other, gay-slur, gay-stereotype, gay-teenager, good-deed, halloween, high-school, high-school-dance, high-school-student, hit-by-bus, intimidation, irreverent, jealousy, lesbian-kiss, love-triangle, manipulation, mathematics, name-calling, party, popularity, principal, profanity, satirical, school-bus, school-life, school-teacher, shopping, social-climber, student-teacher-relations, suspected-lesbian, teacher-student-relationship, teen-movie, teenage-girl, weight-loss
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